What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
07.06.2025 23:52

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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
No way
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
What caused the stock market to crash?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.